I personally don’t celebrate Valentine’s day today. I like to wait another day, when everything is on sale and restaurants aren’t crowded.
I thought I’d give some tips for how to celebrate Valentine’s with your own “beloved,” the Deeno way.
1. Make a seafood dinner for your “beloved”.
I’m sure they will be impressed with your ability to chop off fish heads and stuff crabs. Knife skills are essential. Let them know that you know how to deal with dead animals. They’ll never leave you.
Singing this song is definitely recommended while cooking a romantic dinner for two.
2. Learn how to make chocolates.
You’ve seen chocolates made in drama after drama. Time to venture out on your own.
Perhaps instead of hearts you could find skeleton molds or paint radiative symbols onto your chocolates.
Don’t forget the glories of dipping. They won’t know till it’s too late about the rock. You can always crush up insects and make a lovely truffle. Even bacon tastes better dipped in bacon.
3. Take a Stroll in the Park
Don’t stay holed up in your house watching dramas. There are many things to do outside.
Walk hand in hand as you wander the park killing off small critters. With luck you may even be able to find Dong Ah’s dog.
4. Watch a movie or drama
Remind your loved one why they stay will you. Not by recollecting the romantic past. Remind them that you are mentally unstable.
They should know what happens if you leave them for another man. (What Happened in Bali)
Perhaps that isn’t creepy enough for you. Try He Love Me, He Loves Me Not. What may seem normal from her point of view is his nightmare. Why give someone a traditional heart-shaped card when you can give them the real thing?
Let your loved on know that they chose you and there is no going back. Now you all know how I have kept Mr. Dino for so long. Pure fear.